Contest: Pick Something for Delegate Dan to Break


The first person to notify me next time a Republican makes reference to Abraham Lincoln gets to pick something for me to break.

Rules:
1) The Republican has to hold elected office
2) You have to notify me via email at dans321@hotmail.com
3) Reference has to occur after this moment: Friday September 5th at 9:30am
4) Provide newpaper and date ~or~ network and time that the reference was made
5) In the event of a tie, person who can provide video footage wins.
6) You must pick one of the five items to destroy from the following list.

Option#1: Old Alarm Clock
Option #2: Smiley Face Flower Pot
Option #3: Small Vase of Fake Plastic Flowers
Option #4: Large Green Candle
Options #5: Incomplete Mr. Patatohead


Destruction will be recorded and posted on this webpage.

Winner will be announced and praised in the same video.

Good luck!

Keep 'em honest out there.
PS. If you have no idea what this is about, go here: http://delegatedan.blogspot.com/2008/09/lincoln.html
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Molly Grady said...

PATATOhead? come on, dan quayle.... :)

September 6, 2008 at 3:37 PM

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