Russian Chess Masters

Currently, the world doesn’t like us.
They will like us less if we elect John McCain President and Sarah Palin Vice President.
There are polls everywhere that show this if we actually take the time to look beyond our irrelevant national popular vote percentage polls and Sarah Palin's lipstick.

So, on the heels of Barack Obama being greeted by over 200,000 people in Berlin, Russia invades Georgia.
Why?
Why now?
Georgia - on a global game of chess - is an irrelevant pawn to the East (sorry Georgians). But the country is located nowhere near Europe and China could care less.

But what about us?

Nothing like an old threat to get America scared.
And when America get’s scared, moderates vote Republican.
When moderates vote Republican, Republicans win.
When Republicans win, the world hates us.

Meanwhile: George Bush goes to the Olympics in China and dusts sand off female volleyball players’ behinds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgbffE2o3Kg


... while Sarkozy (France) and the other European Nations sign a peace agreement with Russia. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/14/world/europe/14document.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper&oref=slogin

The United States wasn’t even invited to the table. I wonder why.

America has always be great because of what we can be... but what have we become?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

'Here is a fact Russia was tired of us sticking our nose into Georgia's
> oil pipeline and the US calling it economic aid. It's been brewing for
> 2 years .'
>
Jack Foley

Anonymous said...

here is another lipstick comment..if your mother worked for mary kay and supported her 5 kids and family and won that pink caddilac you would lay off the lipstick stuff ..i got a free box of cherry ligloss ...did you?

Unknown said...

France does currently hold the 6-month presidency of the European Union. As the head of the French government, it would follow that Sarkozy would mediate European matters.

But still, you're right. It's embarrassing that we were key to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, but instead of people like Eleanor Roosevelt representing America, the world now sees...Dubya.

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