Clearly Hillary Clinton supporters now have reason to support John McCain for President

Evolution:
Hillary Clinton: Believes in Evolution
Sarah Palin: Believes in Exodus. Let's put it in schools

Guns:
Hillary Clinton: Supports laws limiting hand guns
Sarah Palin: Keep your hands of my guns... Now watch me shoot this!

Global Warming:
Hillary Clinton: A threat
Sarah Palin: A hoax

Wildlife Refuge:
Hillary Clinton: Protect it
Sarah Palin: Drill it

Clean Energy:
Hillary Clinton: Government must encourage and support emerging technologies
Sarah Palin: It doesn't exist... DRILL IT.

Heath Care for the uninsured:
Hillary Clinton: Take care of the sick
Sarah Palin: Pray you don’t get sick

Abortion:
Hillary Clinton: Supports a woman's right to choose what is best for her health
Sarah Palin: Supports the government's right to choose what's best for the woman

Education:
Hillary Clinton: Support students and teachers by funding and building a public education system worthy of the greatest democracy in the world.
Sarah Palin: Test students and teachers. If they don’t pass, take away their funding. Then, after breaking the system declare that the system is broken and state that it needs to be privatized.

Economy:
Sarah Palin: Tax Cuts to the rich = good. George W. Bush's plan for the American economy is working.
Hillary Clinton: B----?! YOU CRAZY?! !!!

War in Iraq:
Hillary Clinton: No longer supports it.
Sarah Palin: Quote: “I haven’t thought about it.”

Vagina:
Hillary Clinton: Has one.
Sarah Palin: Has one.


You should be offended by this.

However, if you are angry at me, then I believe you are directing your anger towards the wrong person.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

like I said in my facebook note, a woman who votes republican this november just because there's a woman on the ticket is as dumb as a man who votes republican because she's hot.

Hillary did not put 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling for an unqualified woman who doesn't believe in her own rights.

Molly Grady said...

yessss LOVE IT!!!!

Anonymous said...

McCains VP is a VPILF!

KB said...

haha vpilf love it

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